ugliest girl on facebook

so in college.. i went to ramapo in mahwah nj.. i lived in a suite with 5 other chicks. plus one who was an honorary suitemate cuz she was there all the time. i had a boyfriend at the time who went to school at lehigh in pa & roomed with one of my best friends being that my bf was also one of my good friends..we had grown up together.

one day.. im sittin in mah dorm.. my bf calls me like omg go on the computer i need to show you the ugliest girl on facebook that goes to school with us. theyre both over there cracking up. im like alright watever. this was back wen fb was a little less private & was jus for college students. you could see almost anyones page.

so i go to the link & im like OMG this chick looks like the mask.. NO not jim carey! im talking about rocky fuckin dennis.. so i start dieingg laughin & im like HOLY SHIT! GUYS COME HERE!! YOU GOTTA SEE THIS SHIT! UGLIEST GIRL ON FACEBOOK!




the first person to run over was my girl chrissy.. she looks at the picture & is like haha thats my cousin.. i start dieinggg laughing cuz thats a funny joke.. by this time everyone else has run over & is laughing tooo

& shes like NO seriously guys THAT IS MY COUSIN! PAHAHAHA... & shes laughin & were all still dieing `she obvs got the bad genes but yeah that is so my cousin i swear she goes to lehigh im gonna show you guys i have pictures of her'

we were all dieing like omggg im soo sorry but she didnt care pulled out an album & showed us family pix LOLLLL

we couldnt get over it.. & we even went on to make a` jodi[thats her name]' calender & puttin it up in our lil lounge pahahaha..



good times.