blinded by joe white.

not trying to brag or nothing but i've been known to throw some sick beer-b-qs & jungle juice celebrations at my house in the past... every single one always ends with timeless stories.. but i'm about to tell you about one of my favorite nights which consisted of one of the most funny things i've probably ever witnessed.

again i live in a small ass town so our houses are close as shit..well i was havin a famous jungle juice party & we were all pretty fuckin hammered already. there wasn't toooo many people left by this time.. just the troopers.. we're playin flip cup & pong when i look over & see somebody sittin in my neighbors driveway...

i walked over & realize it is none other than my neighbor joe white..lives just about 3 houses away & is a CLASSIC bogota character.. i can't even begin to explain how entertaining this kid is.. you guys don't even understand..

so there is joe white sittin on the pavement.. taking off his pants..

me-'joe wtf are you doing??' joe-'wellllll i was gettin in from the bar & i hearddd some noiiisesss & decideddd to come on overr' me-'but why are you takin off your pants?!!?' joe-'cuz im here to party'

smh.

so he stumbles his way over to my fence, beer spilt all over his shirt, in his tighty whities, & starts tryin to climb over to the rest of us.

us-'why dont u jus walk around the house instead itll be much easier' joe-'no i got this its simple' us-'alright well carry you over' joe-'NO I GOT THIS guys i dont need help'

so he climbs up & is sittin there danglin his feet on our side.. jus like a 1 foot off the floor.. my fence aint high.. it's very easy to jump over but not when you're drunk..

we try to just easily bring him down but he still doesn't wanna any help.. smh so he's jus sittin there thennnnn BOOOOOM! this asshole falls FACE FIRST straight down onto my deck kicking out the crosses of the fence..

we are all like OMFG!!!! as he lies there lifeless... i swear i was in fuckin tearssss... just imagine seein this happen in front of you.. well you dont have to imagine to hard jus look at this shit

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PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

so then he finally gets up.. this dude's lip is BUSTED & he's ready for more alcohol.. blood all on his shit..

not only is he wanting more drinks but he's tryin to make out with every single girl there..

we hadda keep pullin him off of everyone smh..

but nobody could really be mad at him cuz seriously how can you be mad at this guy...



i love bogota.